THE REAL LIAM FAY

By Liam Fay.

"Nazi Druids are the best tree-huggers. Say what you like about Adolf Hitler, but he wouldn't have built an autobahn through the Tara-Skryne Valley. The Nazis were keen environmentalists, fervent believers in the mystical powers of nature. Some of the party's kingpins were occultists who worshipped the Earth as a mother goddess, and never met a tree they didn't want to hug ! "

Liam Fay's other jobs include another humour column in Hot Press.

He wrote a paperback that would have you in tears of laughter about religion, called "Beyond Belief" , describing his experiences around Dublin dressed as a priest swigging out of a whiskey bottle, blessing Senator Des Hanafin in Stephens Green with a "Dominus Vobiscum", and making sure to use the Ladies Public Toilets too !
And, true to form, the only man in Ireland who takes Liam Fay seriously is, wait for it, Con Connor !